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have this English essay which the teacher gave us a poem about a man who wrote about how not to trust women and how they are not honest. She has set us the essay of writing how useless men are. I am really stuck. About how men are not honest and trust and any thing you want really but it has to be WITTY. Please help Witty funny poem about how useless men are. Thank you so much. ] It has to rhyme

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1. Are men useless I hear you say to which the answer is no way tho men can't cook,sew or knit they can knock up a wall in a tick Mend a tap,change a fuse sort out the washing machine and the loo's sweep the snow from the path grout the tiles around the bath Yes men aren't useless like women say for they work hard and bring home the pay. Rupert Hornbeam. Poet to the masses
2. I used to think that men were great I've change my mind a lot of late Can't fix the car or mend a fuse At football they seem to loose Spend too much time in the pub Too much beer too much grub Waistlines growing by the day Some of them are even gay Smelly socks and hair a mess Simply don't know how to dress They think they have sex appeal Can't wash up or make a meal. Kisses sweeter than wine My word that is quite a line Egos growing day by day Men have far too much to say One cough or cold think they're dying Don't tell the truth always lying A bit of a disaster that's for sure All in all they're quite a bore